#midnighthour

Whew! Para paraan :))

Juan: Ate peram ngang kaldero.
Ale: Sige kunin mo dun sa anak ko.
 (lumapit kay Nene)
Juan: Ne, pakiss daw sabi ng mama mo.
Nene: (sumigaw) Mama oh! Si Juan!!!
Ale: Ibigay mo na! nagpaalam sakin yan.

“Kapag mahal mo nga naman ang isang tao. Lahat ng kabaliwan at kakornihan nagagawa mo. . :)”

stuck in a broken elevator

thefunniestpost:

with your bestfriend:

with your crush:

with your enemy:

with no one:

(via thefunniestpost)

jessiewentandtold:

jamehcookie

imag-e:

cutee

cisarovna:

marcelljansencandy:

foto ANTÓNIO M. SIMÕES/GLOBAL IMAGENS

Oh goodness Cristiano’s jeans are too short as per usual, but by the fit of Raul Meireles jeans look like they are made of spandex. They are so tight the bulge of his thigh muscle is about to bust the seam. If only we had a full frontal shot, though I would not be surprised if these pants were crushing his manhood.

Hindi porket pogi ang boyfriend mo eh maganda ka na, ‘wag kang assuming!

nickybowel:

Sabi nila, ang mga cute daw madaling makalimot. Pati yung mga.. Ay! Nakalimutan ko na. -.-

May boyfriend ka tapos, MAHAL MO AKO?

gimmefewd:

Patapon ba ang buhay mo?

hirap-aminin:

Akin na! Sasaluhin ko!

Hoy CRUSH! Harapin mo ako! kailangan mong panagutan tong nararamdaman ko para sayo!

Akala ko HOT ka pero nung nagtxt ka, “eoW phowzz jejeje!„.” Tangina yon. Hahahahaha!